Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - Flight Of The Conchords

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros Flight Of The Conchords HBO One Night Stand Bret : Yeah uh-huh yeah yeah They call me the, Rhymenoceros not because I'm fat, Not 'cause I got birds on my back But because I'm horny, (I'm Horny!) When I'm on the mic I'm like global warming you can't ignore me, In bedroom, I'm the gentleman the ladies come before me, Check your Yellowpages I'm a registered Rhymenocologist Now I'm passing over the mic to the, Hipopopotamus! Jemaine : Yeah they call me the Hipopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless Bret : Sometimes, my rhymes are polite like, "Thank you Mrs. Johnson for dinner that was delicious, goodnight." And other times they are obscene like a pornographic R-18 dream, about bitches smothered in margarine, haa haa haa haa, haa, (Gun Noises) Jemaine : They call me the Hipopopotamus, I got flows that glow like phosphorous, popping off of the top of this esophagus, I'm not a water-dwelling mammal from Africa that's moved to the metropolis and been taught how to break dance, where did you get that preposterous, hypothesis, did Steve tell you that? What's he got to do with it? What kind of rapping name is Steve? Steve... Bret : Other rappers (Dis Me) Say my rhymes are (Sissy) What? What? Why? What? What? Why? Why? Why? What? Be more constructive with your feed back. Why? What? What? Why? What? Why? Bret : What 'cause I rap about reality? Like, me and my Grandma having a cup of tea. Bret and Jemaine : There ain't no party like my Nana's tea party ...